-Vliamz-*-State Of Trance-* One Heart...One Mind..One Soul.. For The Love of Life.

About Me

Name:
Location: Penang, Malaysia


1st June 1986
Born Ipoh, Perak.
In Penang Paradise since 1988.
Currently Studying in Taylors University College - Diploma in Tourism Management
Loves:-
Hang-out with friends..
Movie..
Shuffle..!! Dance!
Trance.. as u can see...
Swimming.. Water sports..
Snooker..
Dates..
Try new things!Haven't try divin in deep sea yet.
Love my pals.
Love Life!Understanding how complex life is fun!

Hates:-
Fakers..
Bastards..
Bitches..
Egocentrics
Bullshitters.Suckers.
Abusers!
It's a whole list.. don't wanna elaborate anymore.

Desires:-
1. To be updated
2. To be updated
3. To be updated
4. To be updated
5. To be updated
6. To be updated
7. To be updated
8. To be updated
9. To be updated

-:Links:-
 My Bloggers... It's a Click Away.. lBen.-Just Simple-l
lD-Kazee.One of the Trance Addicts!l
lAngeline. She is going to touch the sky.l
lLunaticGal. As crazy as she proclaiml
lReenzz Loves Orange!l
lMarie is Crankyl
lSexyDevill

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 Put Yourself into The State Of Trance..

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-:Previous posts:-


Goodnight... Found a beautiful song for sleeping....
A Leap of Faith i didn't take....
Questions to be answered
Redeem Time
~ Words Goes Unspoken ~
Men's Dream.......
Moving on
~ Lovely Message for The Drama Kings and Queens~
Somebody's me
OUR GREATEST FEAR.....

-:Archives:-


August 2005
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January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
June 2007
July 2007
August 2007
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February 2008
April 2008
June 2009
March 2010
September 2010
December 2010
February 2011
October 2011
September 2012

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008





VLiamz danced away @
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Something For All To Have a Good Laugh

This was written by a guy... it's
pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!

I never quite figured out why the
sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the
whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with
their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend
and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up,
and she eventually says, 'I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every
boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...
'You're just not in touch with my
emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a
man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by
saying, 'Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to
happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the
day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and
then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked
around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive
outfits. She couldn't decide which one
to take, so I told her we'd just buy
them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I
said, 'Lets get a pair for each
outfit.'

We went on to the jewellery department
where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was
so excited. She must have thought I
was one wave short of a shipwreck. I
started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know
how to play tennis. I think I threw
her for a loop when I said, 'That's
fine, honey.' She was almost nearing
sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement. Smiling with excited
anticipation, she finally said, 'I
think this is all dear, let's go to
the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I
blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel
like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as
her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you
to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial
needs as a man enough for me to
satisfy your shopping needs as a
woman.'
And just when she had this look like
she was going to kill me, I
added, 'Why can't you just love me for
who I am and not for the things I buy
you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight
either....but at least that b****
knows I'm smarter than her.

VLiamz danced away @
2:53 PM

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